I'm Back! Again!

So, we finished those retests this Saturday. That means that we can breathe easy... for a couple of hours. We have a practical exam this week and the Ace Term Exam at the end of it. At least we don't have those Practical Theory tests. The last thing I want to do right now is drown in cheesy oxymorons. (This Blogger dictionary doesn't accept the word "oxymorons" for some reason. It accepts "oxymoron", but not "oxymorons". Fascinating.)

I'm doing the hoping there that I can come with more posts in simultaneous days there. You also keep doing the hoping.

I have so much to post. Damn!

Thought Of The Day

"He was a merit student. But there was some crack." [points to head].

-Premchand.

This is an extract from a priceless anecdote told by this man about a student in Deeksha who tried to explain algebra in terms of zebras and cobras.

I'm Back!

Yes, I know...It's been like a week and you guys are already so needy. (Shakes head).

Ace is being particularly bitchy this month. This Monday we have Advanced NLM. Then, on the 13th, we have those four retests in a row. That's 6 hours totally. (6 hours. Shah Rukh Khan can stammer 4.3 million times in 6 hours.) And then, we have POT on Monday. Then we have the term exams. 480 marks. (Shah Rukh Khan can't even say "480 marks" without stammering.)

So it's a f*^%-all month. So, if I don't post too often, don't die. Watch SRK movies if you want to.(snigger snigger.)

Key:

NLM: Nobody Lynches ME!

POT: What do you think!? Okay, Properties of Triangles.

SRK: Go To Hell.

YAD: You're A Dumass.

IMYLFYAD: I Made You Look For YAD.

Oh, I almost forgot. Happy Birthday Shah Rukh Khan!

Thought Of The Day

"If we take interest in harder problems, we will gain supremacy over other parallel children."

-HB.

[Shakes head]

The "Imagine HB As..." Game

This is the great HB.

In this still taken masterfully by Jayanta, he is demonstrating what he means by "coming directly into our brains."

1. Imagine HB as ...a BODYBUILDER!

Tada!

Keep reading for more of "Imagine HB As..."!

The Teeth Incident

There are many mysteries in this world: the Bermuda Triangle, Crop Circles, Milind Hegde, Stonehenge... But one of the foremost, that has astounded humankind for, well, millenia, is the fact that HB's teeth seemed to be bigger than his shoes. And the same colour.
As a class, we became aware of this the moment if uttered those fateful words that would never be forgotten, "This. Is. DEEKSHA! " (Try imagining a Spartan. Not the living kind.)
But time passed, and we, humane souls that we are, overlooked this act of Doug, (or God. I'm never really sure.) and began focusing on the rest of his infinite wrongnesseseses, the least of which being his hygiene.
Until...
As soon as he walked in, bad comb-over blatant as ever, whispers ran around the classroom. (The word 'ran' used in the most fragile sense of the word.) Something was different. Speculations arose. Was it his hair? Were his arms that long yesterday? Is it us?
Until suddenly, there was one of those sudden unified epiphanies that you only hear about in Stephen King novels: Teeth.
Like the protagonist of the great ancient epic, Hermione Granger, HB had taken the first step to sainthood. Change of physical appearance.
His front two teeth were SMALLER. Were they filed? Cut in half? Or are they new teeth entirely? We could only guess. But the fact that they were now a mere shadow of their old selves, was belittling enough.
Whether this was achieved, as the witch, by magic, or by the littler known magician, Dr. Lessor More, GOK. Perhaps Satan herself was the source of his liberation.
But all we knew, was that from that point on, everything changed.

Thought Of The Day, 23rd Oct.

"How many times to tell you, guys? Don't make me be rude with you, ya. ... I am good at it."

-Narendra.

Ah, teachers are such losers.