The Headlines: LKR Tries Football, Fails.

LIA, Mallasandra: LKR made rare appearance outside the classroom during the lunchbreak, here on Wednesday. As LKR was walking towards the gate after the class, the football that the 11 A boys were playing rolled towards him. Seeing the rolling ball, the Football Torrence in his blood took over all his emotions and actions, making him gallop towards the ball to strike it. At this point, eyewitnesses unanimously agree that he looked as dignified as a horse falling off a cliff.

As soon as his right foot made contact with the ball, he willed his shoe to go flying off at a perfect angle of 90 degrees to the trajectory of the ball. The ball itself flew exactly at a right angle to the direction that all the eyewitnesses thought the ball would go in. His shoe "chamak"ed the 11 A boys by rushing towards at the speed of a greenish-blue (not black) jet when they thought the ball would come towards them.

By this time, all the eyewitnesses state that they were blinking in amazement and were wondering if what they thought they saw actually happened. LKR then is reported to have calmly picked up his shoe put it on, walked away, without uttering a single word.

Aftermath

This incident caused a general loss of appetite and many now feel a newfound respect for The Ball That Had Lived.