Disclaimer...sort of

Before they continue, the authors of this blog are inclined to make it very clear that all the characters and incidents featured on this blog are very much real, and that by making fun of them in an extremely heinous manner, they do not mean to disrespect them or to do them harm in anyway, but that they (the authors) are only trying to make life in Ace less miserable and more fun.

If any of the Ace teachers see this blog, God forbid, they (the authors) rest assured knowing that the computer screen will shatter, the pieces of glass will form a coordinated swarm and pierce their eyes and come out from the other side.