I'm Back! Again!

So, we finished those retests this Saturday. That means that we can breathe easy... for a couple of hours. We have a practical exam this week and the Ace Term Exam at the end of it. At least we don't have those Practical Theory tests. The last thing I want to do right now is drown in cheesy oxymorons. (This Blogger dictionary doesn't accept the word "oxymorons" for some reason. It accepts "oxymoron", but not "oxymorons". Fascinating.)

I'm doing the hoping there that I can come with more posts in simultaneous days there. You also keep doing the hoping.

I have so much to post. Damn!

Thought Of The Day

"He was a merit student. But there was some crack." [points to head].

-Premchand.

This is an extract from a priceless anecdote told by this man about a student in Deeksha who tried to explain algebra in terms of zebras and cobras.

I'm Back!

Yes, I know...It's been like a week and you guys are already so needy. (Shakes head).

Ace is being particularly bitchy this month. This Monday we have Advanced NLM. Then, on the 13th, we have those four retests in a row. That's 6 hours totally. (6 hours. Shah Rukh Khan can stammer 4.3 million times in 6 hours.) And then, we have POT on Monday. Then we have the term exams. 480 marks. (Shah Rukh Khan can't even say "480 marks" without stammering.)

So it's a f*^%-all month. So, if I don't post too often, don't die. Watch SRK movies if you want to.(snigger snigger.)

Key:

NLM: Nobody Lynches ME!

POT: What do you think!? Okay, Properties of Triangles.

SRK: Go To Hell.

YAD: You're A Dumass.

IMYLFYAD: I Made You Look For YAD.

Oh, I almost forgot. Happy Birthday Shah Rukh Khan!