The Characters II - LKR

This is the other Math teacher. He sometimes goes by the names Koteshwar and Kotu, mostly by LKR. In LKR, the "K" stands for Koteshwar and the "R" for Rao. We are not very sure about L.

This is a list of the possible names starting with L that may well be what the "L" stands for:

1. Lame-ass.
2. Lafangi.
3. Lamborghini.
4. Liver-Problem.
5. Life-Outside-Narayana-Sucks

There are many other names that might match, but to list them all out would be a waste of my time, energy and precious braincells. If you want a list of all the possible names, give me your time, energy and braincells and I'll make it for you.

LKR is a typical Narayana teacher with a typical Andhra accent. His accent is so bad that he might have told us what "L" stands for in his first class but we wouldn't have understood what he was saying. He is a short, stout man, just like the fabled teapot. And, boy, can he spit out some crap from his spout. I must admit that he is an extremely intelligent man, he knows his stuff. But he is not a very good teacher [read: he is a disastrous rowdy of a teacher]. He is known for blurting out approximately 123 formulae and their proofs, all in one chapter.

As his Possible "L-name" Number 5 suggests, he was a teacher in Narayana, but has now moved to Bangalore to prey on juicier meat, i.e. us. But he misses Narayana a lot, just like many of us miss the point of his classes. He keeps reminiscing about the good times he had in Narayana. Once started on an In-Narayana-I-Would-Have-Killed-You rant, he is almost impossible to stop - but then, nobody tries to stop him anyway. It's just too entertaining. His most famous rant included the line, "If it vas in Narayana, I vood hyave kyicked yim out of thi classu...with my legge." (I strongly suggest that you try saying that out loud to derive maximum fun from it).

LKR is also a recorded saddist. He writes his letters very small [read: very very very very very small]. If someone from the back of the class asks him to write a little bigger, he continues to decrease the size of his letters. He is also known for gently caressing the board with the chalk when he is writing. [read: he f*^&ing doesn't write dark enough] If you ask him to write darker, he switches to blue chalk and writes even lighter. But this is understandable since he has spent such a long time in Narayana.

To sum him up, he is a fat rude drunkard with a dress sense that would cause a weed-smoking, tattoo-sporting cross-dresser to go into an epileptic fit.