He may say, "Come on guys!... How can I be gay, ya? I am married ... to a woman!" Yeah? Good cover.
Narendra is supposed to be our class mentor, you know, a counselor sort of person. That is understandable. Gay people tend to become things like this. His heart is, as the expression goes, in the right place. But his heart has nothing to do with this teaching, does it? As a result, he is a horrible teacher. And that is why we detest him. (And also because he's gay of course.)
One of the standing rules in Narendra's classes is that when he is explaining a problem or a theorem, we are not supposed to copy down what is written on the board. We are to look at him. ("Why?" you may ask. Well, because he's gay.) And once he's done explaining, he will promptly rub the board. When are we supposed to copy the stuff? When we tell him to wait, he pulls a gay face and says, "Come on, ya!" in such a way that you are forced to withdraw your argument and concentrate on not laughing. What do you mean, why? Because he is gay!
Narendra has an obsession with rubbing the board. Or maybe it's just the rubbing. (Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.) Every class he walks in, and his first task after walking in is to find the duster. Once he finds the duster, he chooses a good spot near the window and starts slapping the wall, with the duster, to remove the residual chalk. Then he rubs the board. I mean, he literally comes on to the board. If he could've, he would've licked the board clean. (Because he's gay.)
Nowadays, he's started this new thing. He has a crush on Rohit and Anand. (You can see it in his eyes.)(You can also see in his eyes that he is gay.) So he makes one of them rub the board and he just stands there and enjoys himself thoroughly. Poor Rohit and Anand. They are forced to involve themselves in his (gay) fantasies.
Narendra has no fans in his class. I mean it both ways. The first "way", you should have understood by now. By the second "way", I mean that he also switches off all the fans. Why? Idon't know. But I have a hunch that it may be because...(wait for it)...HE IS GAY. However hot the weather is, he switches them off. If that isn't sadism, then I don't know what is. (It is also gay.) This has sparked off a series of jokes, the most popular one being:
What is the similarity between a Liverpool home game and a Narendra class?
There are no fans, and just one gay guy screaming from the sidelines.
Oh, did I mention, he is also very very gay.
nari is soooooo gay!!
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